Thursday, 2 December 2010

Kayla-la-la-la

Shaun enjoyed worrying goats more than  fannying about in a cape and daft underpants, apparently.

Kayla has to convince Shaun and Stacey that Dom and Jenny have fallen out because Jenny didn't thank Dom for sacrificing his letter from home in favour of Jenny's.

How convenient! Dom's only going to pretend to be upset, of course. Still, it was a handy way for him to vent his resentment that he sacrificed his letter while Kayla's childish dancing directly caused the loss of his letter.

Shaun and Stacey fell for it completely of course. Why? Was it because of Kayla's porky pie skills? We don't know. Maybe it's because they're luvvies and it's more unbelievable that they haven't fallen out over something.

Maybe we should give Kayla more credit. After all, it was her very very firstest ever lie.....

Jenny was so angry that she transformed, right in front of our eyes, into Gillian. She channelled the spirit of Gillian McKeith! We thought the shifty shit sniffer had snuck back into camp!

Stacey's reaction to the treat was "Oooooooohh I love cup-a-soup!" Dom was moved his tears. It was his favourite flavour!

Dom sold his flat in London to Salman Rushdie, apparently. Stacey's reaction was, "Oooh! Who's that?"

He should be on next year's Celebrity...

Now, a while ago, there was a big fuss in the news about Salman Rushdie being in trouble about a book what he wrote.

According to Wikipedia, "In the Muslim community the novel caused great controversy for what many Muslims believed were blasphemous references. As the controversy spread, the book was banned in India and burned in demonstrations in the United Kingdom. In mid-February 1989, following a violent riot against the book in Pakistan, the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, Supreme Leader of Iran and a Shi'a Muslim scholar, issued a fatwa calling on all good Muslims to kill Rushdie and his publishers, or to point him out to those who can kill him if they cannot themselves. Or just let us know where he used to live."

Suffice to say that if anyone is still looking for Salman Rushdie, just look in an old London phone book under "Joly, D" and Bob's yer uncle. We thought that, at some point, someone would indeed reveal the secret hideaway of Salman Rushdie, we just didn't think it would be Dom Joly while sitting on a sofa in the backwoods of Austraaaaaaalia on International television.

"You're a tasty bird, but you're a skinny tasty bird". No, Shaun, wasn't talking about the latest bush tucker trial or even the ostrich they had for dinner. He was talking about Stacey. What a charmer!

The second celeeb to go? Might be Jenny, Might be Dom. One or the other. Come on, it was obvious really. And Dom is out.

Dom's gift from home in an earlier treat package was a camera, so we would say that he's planning a book. He figured out that Stacey was favourite (Ladbrokes have her at 1 to 1.33) so he couldn't win, so just get as far as he can. Pity, that will knock a couple of potential chapters off the book.

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