Thursday, 17 March 2011

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

We've just been pondering this very question while watching a trailer for a TV program on the subject, and we have realised that the answer is simple.

The dinosaurs were killed by diahorrea.

A Brontosaurus went into the local Tandoori and had a dodgy Plesiosaur curry. He had been warned - after all, you never saw any Ankylosaurs round their dustbins.

The problem was that the Bronotsaurus's backside was so high up in the air that the festering filth was sprayed over a very large area, and the epidemic began.

The don't call it a Bronto-sore-arse for nothing, you know.

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