Wednesday, 20 April 2011


We've just seen a TV advert for something called 'Sky On Demand' which means that you can watch TV when you want to, apparently.

The problem is that the actress pronounced it 'Sky on Demarnd', i.e. the posh way.

Our concern is that anyone posh enough to say 'demarnd' wouldn't say 'demarnd'.

Posh people would want a service such as 'Sky On Request' or 'Sky By Invitation'.

Posh people don't demand, darling. Poor people, on the other hand, wouldn't watch 'Sky On Demand' either.

Realistically, they would want 'Sky By Threat'

They really need to sort their demographics out...

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Job Hunting

Here's an interesting job that we've come across in our job hunting journey:

A professional tennis player with a competetive salary...

What else could it be?!