Tuesday, 6 September 2011

To Coin a Phrase...

So apparently a glittery bit of tat that you glue to your.... you know... is called a vajazzle. Or something like that. It's in Amy's top 5 beauty tips.

Not drink plenty of water to keep your skin clear.

Not cucumber slices on the eyes.

Not taking off your makeup before you go to bed.

No. Stick a glittery piece of tat down your knickers. And that's a beauty tip.

Anyway, we think that vajazzle is a terrible word, so we'd like to suggest a better one.

Blinge

Think about it.

OK, now stop thinking about it. You'll go blind.

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