Friday, 7 October 2011

The Occupation

I was trying to book a hotel room recently and received this reply:

"Unfortunately I cannot give you accommodation on those dates - my son has come home with a broken leg and is occupying my single room"

Picture the scene... son has been scavenging round the hospital bins again, comes home with broken leg under arm, "Mom, can I keep it?", "No, throw it out, the dirty thing", so he goes to his room and refuses to come out.

First he occupies the single room. Then France. It's how Hitler started.

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