Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Don't Get These Two Mixed Up...

Gary Glitter is back in the news after launching himself into cyberspace with a Twitter account so that he can tell all his many followers (such as the police and angry parents) what he's up to these days. Of course, he was just kidding around. Again. It was in fact a hoax, or as the author "Ben" described it, a "social experiment". Like if you took Ben's keyboard and inserted it sideways up his backside, that would be a "human machine interface experiment".

However, we couldn't help but notice a very worrying similarity between Paul Michael Gadd and another pop icon, Nik Kershaw. So this isn't our usual mockery but instead a valuable warning to any passport officials on the look out for a shifty balding man with a grey beard and "pop star" as the occupation on his passport.

We reckon that Glitter's plan is to try to sneak back into the country under the pseudonym N.Kershaw at one of the many 80s revival music festivals. He'll sneak in the back way, come on stage with a guitar, sing "I won't let your son go down on me" and then slip out quietly while everyone's waiting for an encore, stopping briefly at the creche to see if there are any lost children that need collecting.

 So please, if you happen to work at passport control, be vigilant.

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