Sunday, 23 December 2012

Guns Don't Kill People, Stupid Americans With Guns Kill People With Their Guns

What happened at that school in America was just awful, unthinkable.

However, this is just silly.

Off duty soldiers and police are standing guard over schools in case another madman goes on a murderous rampage.

This is essentially shutting the gate after the horse has bolted, killed the farmer and his family, gone on a six-state car chase and then shot itself in the head, all broadcast live for the American public to enjoy over their TV dinners.

Now, we're sure the Americans will have thought of this already, but just in case the idea slipped through the net in all of that paperwork that the American government has to wade through, what if they were to just stop letting stupid dangerous people have guns?

I know, I know. They must have thought of it already. After all, the Americans do have the right to bear arms to defend themselves. It says so in the constitution. A document that was written in the times of the 'Wild West', when the West was, well, wild. And dangerous.

However, saying that people should be allowed guns now because it says so in the constitution is like saying that Americans should not be allowed on Facebook because it doesn't say anything about it in the constitution. Of course, Americans should not be allowed on Facebook, but that's a different matter.

Now, what they might argue is that every time a mad gunman goes on a rampage it proves that they should be allowed guns to defend themselves against such crazed lunatics. Because you can't really predict if someone is buying a gun to shoot raccoons, or if they're buying a gun to murder innocent children. So it's best to err on the side of caution and let anyone have one. Although of course it's giving them guns in the first place that makes them dangerous.

Let's face it, there are a lot of people in America, and so it stands to reason that there are a lot of stupid people in America. But stupid dangerous people? Well, they were just plain stupid until someone decided that it would be a good idea for them to have guns. Now they're stupid and dangerous.

Great. I'm just glad the Atlantic is so wide.

Addendum: It's now 2016 and there have been at least 91 school shootings since 'Sandy Hook' which prompted this article. Hooray for the vigil. Obviously without all those soldiers guarding America's schools for the past 4 years, the death toll would have been much higher. Because they can't have just hung around for a few days, got bored and gone home, can they? I mean, they made a pledge to protect the nation's children. Aren't they still there? No?

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