Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Trumps from a Cavity?


The narrator on tonight's Brit Cops just said:

"The cavity search is negative but the rest of the crack team turn up trumps."

Is it just me, or is that very funny?

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Monday, 7 January 2013

It's Not a Game

Paula was upset at being up for nomination, saying "it's not a game"

erm...

There are players, rules and a winner. And it's a game show.

She's upset because 4 of her fellow luvvies voted for her.

"This was a chance for me to get my life back on track, to launch my products."

Ah... So that's why you're in there. Well we don't think that's quite the point of the show, love.

"You've broken me."

No, Paula. Your whinging, lying, name dropping and novelty bra are what broke you.

It's Another Celebrity Big Bust-Up

Well, it's that time of year again. It's time to fill a TV studio with a bunch of has-beens and most-likely-never-will-bes to see how they fare when deprived of the most essential essentials of life - media attention, photographers and hangers-on.

Here's a round-up of the 2013 posse...

Celery Reason for being in the house
Claire Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Frankie Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Gillian Hasn't had any acting work in a while, hoping the talent scouts are watching
Lacey To take off as many clothes as possible to promote a modelling career
Paula Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Razor Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Ryan Fed up of dodging spiders in the toilet?
Rylan Had a taste of reality TV, wants more
Sam Hasn't had any acting work in a while, hoping the talent scouts are watching
Speidi Had a taste of reality TV, wants more
Tricia Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career


So there you go. We know it's unsettling when you see people on your telly and you have no idea who they are.