Monday, 7 January 2013

It's Another Celebrity Big Bust-Up

Well, it's that time of year again. It's time to fill a TV studio with a bunch of has-beens and most-likely-never-will-bes to see how they fare when deprived of the most essential essentials of life - media attention, photographers and hangers-on.

Here's a round-up of the 2013 posse...

Celery Reason for being in the house
Claire Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Frankie Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Gillian Hasn't had any acting work in a while, hoping the talent scouts are watching
Lacey To take off as many clothes as possible to promote a modelling career
Paula Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Razor Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career
Ryan Fed up of dodging spiders in the toilet?
Rylan Had a taste of reality TV, wants more
Sam Hasn't had any acting work in a while, hoping the talent scouts are watching
Speidi Had a taste of reality TV, wants more
Tricia Was a (insert previous career here), now seeking a TV career


So there you go. We know it's unsettling when you see people on your telly and you have no idea who they are.

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